I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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