I faked an abortion last night.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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