On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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