Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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