i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I could fuck to npr.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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