the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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