If i come over, it means nothing
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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