I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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