My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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