You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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