Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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