Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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