That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.