yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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