I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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