bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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