Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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