question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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