At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I feel like abortions should bother me more
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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