Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You brought string cheese to the strip club
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm both gender and math confused
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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