he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
