All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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