found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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