As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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