OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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