does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Never underestimate the power of titties
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
