R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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