This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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