guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I forget how to act sober
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