I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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