he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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