Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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