We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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