I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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