I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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