Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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