Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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