Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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