the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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