I think my vagina is haunted
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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