i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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