jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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