I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
