and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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