is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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