you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
