we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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