make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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