I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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