And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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