Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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