i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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