Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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