You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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